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Guard Duty Sides is a sketch comedy series featuring the characters from Guard Duty, acting as bonus episodes that aren't part of the main story and are varying degrees of canonical.
Characters
Guards
- Private Geff Rodrigo (9 episodes)
 - Corporal June Vega (9 episodes)
 - Captain Mitchell Miller (8 episodes)
 - Private First Class Sarah Daws (5 episodes)
 - Corporal Nicole Vega (5 episodes)
 
HQ
- Commander Ignacio Dominguez (3 episodes)
 - Commander Randy DeLuca (2 episodes)
 - Operator Eleanor Winkler (1 episode)
 - Operator Felicity Benes (1 episode)
 - Operator Dick Bosko (1 episode)
 - Spartan Alana Reynolds (1 episode)
 - Spartan Louie Vargas (1 episode)
 - Spartan Damien Wilson (1 episode)
 - Brigadier (1 episode)
 
Other
- Emery Eden (1 episode)
 - Prim (1 episode)
 - Percy O'Hara (1 episode)
 
Episodes
Volume 1 (2011—2013)
Episodes produced around Classic Season 1.
| Preview | Title | Released | Runtime | Description | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pilot | November 21, 2011 | 1:31 | Two guards on duty. | |
| Question | May 14, 2013 | 0:55 | Geff bothers Josh. | |
| Bagels | June 13, 2013 | 1:18 | Sarah and Josh observe Miller’s large pile of bagels. | |
| Annoyances | October 22, 2012 (original airing) February 7, 2017 (re-release)  | 
3:12 | Geff tries talking to his fellow guards, none of them are having it. | 
Volume 2 (2022—2023)
Episodes produced during and around Classic Season 2.
| Preview | Title | Released | Runtime | Description | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Why-Fi | October 23, 2022 | 1:22 | Geff’s television wi-fi stops working. | |
| Tagged | December 19, 2022 | 1:29 | June discovers she’s been tagged in a photo by Geff. | |
| Heated | February 5, 2023 | 2:20 | Sarah tries to converse with an angry Nicole. | |
| Bitter | June 10, 2023 | 1:10 | Geff bothers an already-annoyed Miller. | |
| Coming Soon | August 25, 2023 | 6:25 | Miller and Geff watch the morning announcements from HQ. | |
| Memo Chat | October 20, 2023 | 1:25 | Miller informs June of their outpost being renamed. | 
Volume 3 (2024—)
Episodes produced during and around Season 1.
| Preview | Title | Released | Runtime | Description | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Long Story, But... | January 11, 2024 | 2:15 | Geff goes on a long tangent about getting HQ's number. | |
| Team Cosmo! | March 23, 2024 | 2:47 | Ignacio holds an all hands meeting aboard the UNSC Cosmo. | |
| Listen Up! | August 30, 2024 | 1:35 | Geff has exciting news for June! | |
| Stay Tuned | October 11, 2024 | 3:49 | Sarah and Nicole provide a much-needed update. | |
| Speed, Marker! | December 13, 2024 | 2:03 | Outtakes from Guard Duty's first season! | |
| TBD | Crazy, Cupid, Love! | February 14, 2025 | TBD | TBD | 
Trivia
- The first four Sides episodes weren't originally referred to as such, with the first being the original series pilot while the latter three were all produced for a now-scrapped reboot of the main Guard Duty series. When Syp The Mighty established Sides in 2022 with new episodes, she retroactively made these its first four episodes.
 - Because Sides includes the original series pilot from 2011, Sides technically predates the main series.
 - An episode of Sides, Annoyances, would be the first episode to be written by Syp and Revoltge from conception before their collaborations on Dare, Season 1, and beyond.